Hello. Its Avery. That’s Avery with an A.
Every so often I figure that I have to train Paloma and my Dad. And remind Nanny who is boss.
It’s called having a cow.
You have to scream a lot. And if they try to pick you up you squirm so they ALMOST drop you.
You have to be totally unreasonable and cry really really loudly. Specially if they have visitors.
If you are in bed you take the clothes off and pee straight onto the mattress.
And they suddenly remember that you are very very very very very important in the house. The most important one even above the dog.
And collect your just desserts.